Middle of Nowhere

Welcome to Northern Touch Customs, showcasing rides from Northern Ontario. Not many people know where Northern Ontario is. We've explained it as 2 hours North of North Bay. For some reason, we usually get this comment; "Oh you mean Sudbury?". Anyone that has seen a map of Ontario could tell you that Sudbury is West of North Bay, dumbass. We live in the Temiskaming area, right close to the Quebec border (cheap beer at 18, woohoo!).

What people think of the North, and Ontario. (The views and opinions of the following are not shared by this site, or server. These are quotes used to inform of our area.)

"There's no poontang like Northern Ontario poontang."
~ Oscar Wilde on Northern Ontario